I write like I think—fast, curious, and a little feral. I chase the weird, the witty, and the why-is-this-happening-now. From AI meltdowns to fashion glow-ups, if it makes you raise an eyebrow or rethink your algorithm, I’m probably writing about it. Expect sharp takes, occasional sarcasm, and zero tolerance for boring content.
Michael Shanks Turns Relationship Angst into Body Horror Gold in Together
What if every cliche about codependent relationships became gruesomely literal—like your limbs seizing up and your flesh merging?…
Frozen Fate: The Folktales Documentary That Unplugs Gen Z
TikTok is dead. Long live huskies, hypothermia, and finding your soul somewhere north of the Arctic Circle. The…
High Potential: From Mop to Murder
Season 2 of High Potential drops September 16, and if you’ve never even heard of it before this…
The Residence: Murder Most Fowl
Imagine Clue redecorated in gold and grift, and set inside the White House—and you’ve got The Residence. Binge‑worthy,…
March or Die: The Long Walk is King’s Bleakest Tale Yet
Forget haunted hotels and killer clowns—Stephen King’s The Long Walk is about to mess you up with nothing…
Matthew Goode is a Menace—And Dept. Q is Better for it
Ever watched a detective so talented he’s unbearable—but you kinda want to hire him? That’s DCI Carl Morck,…
Bats Gone Wild: A Love Story (Starring Coronaviruses)
Teen bats aren’t just flying fluffballs—they’re incubators for new coronaviruses. A new study reveals how juvenile bats are mixing multiple viruses, creating a potential petri dish for future pandemics. Here’s what science is warning us—before it gets airborne.
Reality’s Mid—We’re Logging Into Art Now
Remember when “entertainment” meant staring blankly at a screen? Cute. These days, if an experience isn’t hijacking your…