This year’s Halloween Horror Nights will be the biggest, longest and most intense yet at Universal Orlando. Jack, the incredibly sadistic disturbing clown, will be back, along with more scareactors than ever before.
What else is more this year? There will be nine haunted houses and more NIGHTS! They have expanded the running time to last for 30 nights from September 18 to November 1, 2015. So this year you can look forward to nine terrifying houses, five scare zones, two insane shows and 30 nights of monster mayhem and utterly frightful experiences.
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