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Joshua Odjick as Parker, Jordan Gonzalez as Harkness, David Jonsson as McVries, Cooper Hoffman as Garraty, and Charlie Plummer as Barkovitch in The Long Walk. Photo Credit: Murray Close/Lionsgate

Forget haunted hotels and killer clowns—Stephen King’s The Long Walk is about to mess you up with nothing but sneakers, sweat, and slow-burn psychological horror.

Stephen King’s most disturbing novel you probably haven’t read is finally getting a film adaptation—and it’s not pulling any punches. The Long Walk, dropping September 12, 2025, isn’t your usual King horror story. No monsters. Just 50 teenage boys, one deadly race, and a creeping sense of dread that’ll stick in your brain like a blister in a bad pair of boots.

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Mark Hamill as The Major in The Long Walk. Photo Credit: Murray Close/Lionsgate

Marching Toward Madness: What Makes This Movie Different

  • Simple Premise, Savage Execution. Here’s the deal: 50 boys walk at least 3 mph. No stopping. No resting. Fall behind three times, and you’re out—permanently. It’s part dystopian reality show, part state-sanctioned purge, and completely brutal.
  • The Characters Are Too Real to Root For Lightly. This cast isn’t cannon fodder—they’re heartbreak in human form.

Ray Garraty (Cooper Hoffman): The boy-next-door with daddy issues and a soul full of second guesses.

Peter McVries (David Jonsson): Charismatic, broken, and the emotional backbone of the group.

Stebbins (Garrett Wareing): The robot with abs and trauma. Seems indestructible. Definitely isn’t.

Arthur, Hank, Barkovitch, Curly—each one more complicated (and doomed) than the last.

By mile 30, you’ll have favorites. By mile 60, you’ll regret that.

  •  Shot Like They Meant It. The production didn’t fake the fatigue—these actors walked. A lot. Up to 15 miles a day, in order, over actual terrain. Their pain is real, their exhaustion earned, and their breakdowns? Yeah, that’s not acting.
  • Mark Hamill as the Scariest Guy in Sunglasses. You know what’s worse than a villain with fangs? A man with a smile and a slogan. Hamill’s Major is a cold-blooded propaganda pusher who oversees the slaughter like it’s a halftime show. You will loathe him. And you will want to know why he’s so invested.

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Not Just Horror—This Is a Full-On Emotional Takedown

This isn’t about who wins. It’s about who breaks, who bonds, and who begs for it to end. King wrote The Long Walk during Vietnam-era cynicism, and it shows—this is a metaphor for war, for toxic patriotism, and for youth fed to machines they don’t understand. It’s not subtle. It is devastating.

And the bond between Ray and Peter? Let’s just say this film has more emotional intimacy than most rom-coms, and none of the happy endings.

Final Bytes

Most horror films throw a monster at you. The Long Walk does something worse: it hands you a smiling, patriotic man in sunglasses and says, trust him. The Major (Mark Hamill) isn’t some distant figure—he’s the architect of suffering, the cheerleader of despair. And he’s not just doing it for control; he’s doing it for entertainment.

This isn’t about testing willpower—it’s about manufacturing failure. These boys were never meant to survive. They’re raw material in a propaganda machine. Their friendships, their breakdowns, their last gasps? All content. All commodified.

The real horror of The Long Walk isn’t the walking. It’s the fact that someone planned every mile of it. And the audience cheered.

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