It’s almost not human what you can accomplish before 8 a.m. You’ve trained for at least an hour, packed lunches, started a load of laundry, fed and walked the dog and somehow managed to get yourself showered. What’s next?
Makes 2 servings
Macros per serving: 303 calories | 4 g fat | 43 g carbs | 20 g protein | 6.5 g fiber | 8.5 g sugar
Ingredients
1 cup gluten-free rolled oats
1 scoop Vega Sport Performance Protein in Berry
¾ cup water
1 Tbsp. organic vanilla extract
2 stevia packets
¾ cup blueberries
Optional: drizzle of honey or maple syrup
Directions:
- In a glass jar, mix protein powder and water together first.
- Add remaining ingredients, stirring well until thoroughly combined.
- Top with a drizzle of natural sweetness and extra berries.
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