The tapestry for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is out. And – it is AMAZING. Is it December 17 yet?? I cannot wait to see what happens next in this nail-biting trilogy.
Next up we find out the extinct of the wrath of Smaug now that it has been unleashed by the unwitting Bilbo Baggins and his band of not-so-merry dwarves. This promises to be an epic conclusion, complete with filmic bows of awesomeness. What can you expect from this storyline? See a summary below.
Obsessed above all else with his reclaimed treasure, Thorin sacrifices friendship and honor to hoard it as Bilbo’s frantic attempts to make him see reason drive the Hobbit towards a desperate and dangerous choice. But there are even greater dangers ahead. Unseen by any but the Wizard Gandalf, the great enemy Sauron has sent forth legions of Orcs in a stealth attack upon the Lonely Mountain.
As darkness converges on their escalating conflict, the races of Dwarves, Elves and Men must decide – unite or be destroyed. Bilbo finds himself fighting for his life and the lives of his friends in the epic Battle of the Five Armies, as the future of Middle-earth hangs in the balance.
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies will be out in theaters December 17. Wear flame retardant gear!
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